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Astronomy
Hilarious (sometimes) AIM Conversations
If you don't understand the rating system you have deep issues. Yes I rewrote it to be easier and resemble QDB.
To look at 2007's funnies, go here
To look at 2006's funnies, go here
To look at 2005's funnies, go here
To look at 2004's funnies, go here
To look at 2003's funnies, go here
To look at 2002's funnies, go here
To be a fag and just look at the funniest ones, go here
2008-05-29 [+] (1) [-]
Alicia: Can I quit my job?
Howie: yes
Alicia: Then what will I do?
Howie: Not work!
Alicia: I know! I can be a domestic goddess!
Alicia: Or I can write a book... Memoirs of Alicia...
Howie: ???
Alicia: You know, like Memoirs of A Geisha...
2008-05-19 [+] (2) [-]
Russ: My BlackBerry does everything an iPhone can.
Howie: Can you watch porn on it?
Russ: Well, ok, besides that.
Alex: Does the iPhone come with a splash guard?
Russ: I'd need a bigger screen...
Howie: Gives a whole new meaning to 'streaming', doesn't it?
2008-05-19 [+] (2) [-]
(same meeting)
Dinesh: Can the student at the Mexico campus move to another campus?
Howie: Yes, but only illegally.
Russ: And only to Southern California.
2008-05-19 [+] (2) [-]
(in a meeting)
Russ: So the Mexican campus has 8 credits.
Team as a whole: wow.
Howie: Aye Carumba!
Brian: Well, 8 credits in metric...
2008-04-07 [+] (3) [-]
Howie the only problem is aerodynamics on kubica's car.
Dave McG: what?
Howie bmw's engines are strong and their cars are balanced, but kubica has some aero problems
Dave McG: how do you know this?
Howie well, have you seen kubica's forehead? it's MASSIVE. that slows him down a good deal, which is why he will never win.
Dave McG: ...
Howie look... *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Robert_Kubica1.jpg*
Howie look at that noggin and tell me there's no aerodynamic problems with his car.
2008-03-14 [+] (2) [-]
Ravi says (3:18 PM): by the time you save for ferrari... you can't afford gas anymore
Howie says (3:18 PM): we'll see
Ravi says (3:20 PM): elect republican and see
Howie says (3:20 PM): or elect clinton
Ravi says (3:21 PM): I think she will be wallowing in self pity for 4 years
Howie says (3:21 PM): or passing anti-adultery laws
2008-02-25 [+] (2) [-]
Kelly: So... what are you?
Alicia: He's an atheist and I'm an agnostic.
Kelly: So what does that mean?
Alicia: He doesn't believe in god, and I don't know that I don't believe in god, but I like to point out that he's wrong.
Kelly: I guess that's what I am.
Alicia: You're a Howie-antagonist too?
Kelly: Err, I can be!
2008-02-20 [+] (0) [-]
Howie says (1:12 PM): i'd like to go to .au and .nz eventually
Howie says (1:12 PM): lol wtf
Howie says (1:12 PM): i refer to countries by their tld
Adam says (1:12 PM): faggort
2008-01-31 [+] (-1) [-]
(my mother sends out an email saying Da Leesh and I are living in the Grand Canyon)
Mom: How can I be so dumb?!
Howie: I ask myself the same question every day.